John Weston is dying -- finally. After going down in the Guinness book of records with "the longest death in history", America's wealthiest patriarch is actually ready to kick the bucket. Now the question arises: who gets his massive fortune? The entire Weston clan has gathered for the big event, including John's youngest son, Kyle. A B-grade movie actor/director with an interminable list of flops, Kyle is heavily in debt to the wrong type of investors, and more than his cinematic career is at stake if he doesn't pay them off. Along with the rest of his greedy siblings, Kyle is confident that John's death will ensure a long -- and healthy -- future. But it seems that the old man has other plans for his wealth, which don't necessarily include his heirs, and suddenly Kyle's future doesn't look so healthy. Can Kyle and his family change John's mind, or is it much too late for a “Weston union”..?